is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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