You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I think i got beer on your cat.
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