Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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