Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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