it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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