we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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