Whod you bang
look no pants
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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