i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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