Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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