She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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