But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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