TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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