did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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