Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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