I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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