Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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