singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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