i think i have herpe
just one?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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