About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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