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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

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• (858): View more from California

  batman tramp stamp. Dibs.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.

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• (805): View more from California

  He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.

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• (845): View more from New York

  The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b

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