You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dating After Heartbreak
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.