he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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