Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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