ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't think brook has ever known best
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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