I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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