Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just cut my nipple shaving
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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