He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
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we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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