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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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