i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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