sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
