i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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