I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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