This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I touched a dick in church today
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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