her vagine was all disorganized.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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