I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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