can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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