I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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