So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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