my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Buhtt sex?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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