we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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