thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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