Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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