idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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