Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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