Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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