my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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