It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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