physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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