yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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