so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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