i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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