Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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