Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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