I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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