We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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