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hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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