i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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