bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Randomize