she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Buhtt sex?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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