I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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