I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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