Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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