She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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