Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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