She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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